The Revolution has Begun!Let's welcome everyone we can Mongrels! We got this!
I was not prepared for this Ifunny users. I just jumped from 77 Followers to 89. I'm absolutely flustered. Not that I like you guys or anything. Just...NEVERMIND! Thanks, I'll start getting ready for my 100 Follower post. You guys are awesome. Go drink some water mongrels!
100+ of you Mongrels are following me!
You guys are absolutely mad. To follow some random internet friend who posts dumb shit that comes across their mind while staring at a Smart Board. You guys deserve a treat. Go grab some H20 and treat your selves. I figured I'd be stuck at 69 followers forever. But fuck, Ifunny comes along and can't make an app. So here I am. Have a feet picture ( @Sen @Yuri ) And some others that I enjoy.
250+ Mongrels. 250+ of you idiots following me. Fucking hell! That's Insane! 1/4 of the way to 1000. What do I do? Any suggestions? Suicide?
Pros & Cons of Getting Sucked Off By A Giant Spider in Australia
- Not a good idea if you are scared of spiders
- Could possibly kill you
- Is usually shunned upon by the gods and humans alike
- You can have bragging rights to being sucked off by a spider first
- You're now not a virgin, meaning you can leave your Pleb friend group and move up to level Chad
- If the spider bites you there is a high chance that swelling will happen, resulting in a few extra inches onto your dick
- You have obtained the rights to use the word "Cunt" whenever you feel the time is necessary
Overall the Pros seem to out weigh the Cons so try it today. Book a flight to Australia as a Virgin and return as a Chad.
If any of you newer members here have any questions add me on discord (Taiga#8428) or Message me on Tiblar. I will usually get to discord faster since we have not released the Push Notifications update yet. I'm willing to answer any questions you have as soon as I can. Thanks to all of you for joining. It's making alot of people happy to see this place blow up.
I now have 80 of you Mongrels following my ever so enduring posting schedule. Absolutely phenomenal. Drink with me chihuahuas, raise your glass of water high in the air. God Speed to all of you.
Me seeing all the New Users joining Tiblar
Welcome New Users!
Good Night Mongrels...
I can probably do my good morning and good nights tomorrow because I leave later in the day. But after that it's off to camp. I was supposed to head to a work meeting tonight and I decided I was gonna run there. I ended up getting lost and it started pouring rain and I ended up doing 7 miles instead of 5 and now I feel like shit and am so tired. So good night, sleep well, drink water. You know, the same shit you mongrels probably don't do no matter how many times I tell you to.
Update: Also I changed my profile picture, I hope you are ok with it. If not I don't really care, Iddinam and Yuri changed theirs so I felt left out.
“Stop ogling her, you sick mutt” -Taiga Aisaka.
Spooky Season has officially started. I will now commence operation Scary Taiga. Beware of my next post. It will be scary.