Pros & Cons of Getting Sucked Off By A Giant Spider in Australia
- Not a good idea if you are scared of spiders
- Could possibly kill you
- Is usually shunned upon by the gods and humans alike
- You can have bragging rights to being sucked off by a spider first
- You're now not a virgin, meaning you can leave your Pleb friend group and move up to level Chad
- If the spider bites you there is a high chance that swelling will happen, resulting in a few extra inches onto your dick
- You have obtained the rights to use the word "Cunt" whenever you feel the time is necessary
Overall the Pros seem to out weigh the Cons so try it today. Book a flight to Australia as a Virgin and return as a Chad.
Me seeing all the New Users joining Tiblar
Welcome New Users!
How To Formulate A Perfectly Abnormal Insult:
Listen here you Tree Stinking Cork Bender. Just because you and your Sheep Pimping Earwax Raider of a friend do drugs doesn't mean I want to join your Seal Beating Nut Herder of a friend group. I'm a healthy water drinking Tree Loving Arse Bag. Making me a far higher superior to your Spam Slapping Hamster Rider of a life you claim to be "living". That's right I said it and you can't stop me. Now while I slurp this holy water in front of your Butt Sniffing Pimple Squeezer face you will feel remorse on your decisions to do drugs. Get out done again Kebab Crunching EarwaxShow More
Listen here you Tree Stinking Cork Bender. Just because you and your Sheep Pimping Earwax Raider of a friend do drugs doesn't mean I want to join your Seal Beating Nut Herder of a friend group. I'm a healthy water drinking Tree Loving Arse Bag. Making me a far higher superior to your Spam Slapping Hamster Rider of a life you claim to be "living". That's right I said it and you can't stop me. Now while I slurp this holy water in front of your Butt Sniffing Pimple Squeezer face you will feel remorse on your decisions to do drugs. Get out done again Kebab Crunching Earwax Tamers.
It's My Birthday
It's not actually my personal birthday, but it's Taiga Aisaka's birthday today. So happy birthday to her. Thanks for being here as we celebrate with cake and ice cream...not that you need any, or I care. I just brought some and wanted to get rid of it. I'd like a really expensive present. Like ooh ooh, I want to get to the top of trending for a day. Yeah, I like that. You don't have to if you don't want to. But it would be nice, I guess. Cheers to another year with you guys. Happy Birthday to Me.
Good Night Mongrels...
I can probably do my good morning and good nights tomorrow because I leave later in the day. But after that it's off to camp. I was supposed to head to a work meeting tonight and I decided I was gonna run there. I ended up getting lost and it started pouring rain and I ended up doing 7 miles instead of 5 and now I feel like shit and am so tired. So good night, sleep well, drink water. You know, the same shit you mongrels probably don't do no matter how many times I tell you to.
Update: Also I changed my profile picture, I hope you are ok with it. If not I don't really care, Iddinam and Yuri changed theirs so I felt left out.
“Stop ogling her, you sick mutt” -Taiga Aisaka.
Found Some Fan Art
“The lovely angel of romance, Taiga, will lend you her aid.” -Taiga Aisaka
I Finally Cleaned My Room
My family came over to congratulate me. My mom is crying in the back, while my dad who went for milk 15 years ago is back there comforting her. My grandma is crying while she sees how amazing it looks and my grandpa is holding back tears from his casket, which we dug up to come see. My aunt and uncle are both hugging me, while my cousins stay outside of the room due to threatening notions of their life if they make an inch in. Life is great, to bad I really knocked them out with inhalants and helped them to some LSD. This is yet another win for Taiga Aisaka.
Good Night Mongrels...
Gotta go, fuck I'm late. talk to ya'll tomorrow.
Good Morning Mongrels...
So let's have a little chat why don't we. First off I went from 15 followers to 17 followers over night. Thank you so much for that. Woke up making me feel great after seeing that. Humidity levels right now is 95% with a high of 92 degrees today. So it's hot as hell. But not as hot as my fucking anger level towards @Grent for posting Taiga Aisaka porn even after our deal. Thus resulting in me being pissed now and wishing to perform various medieval torture methods on his ever so rotten soul. So fuck you for that. Other than that, I'll see what I come up with today to post blog wise. Drink water you mangy mutts and don't die of heat exhaustion.
Summer Is Here!
Since summer is here, I found and posted a few pictures of Taiga Aisaka ready for summer. I hope you enjoy :)
Good Morning Mongrels...
I'm basically playing League all day today and that's about it. Thanks @Dad for the follow and for drinking water like I asked. I hope everyone has a good day and stays hydrated. Keep up the good work!
Good Morning and Good Night Mongrels...
Sorry, it's been a rough day. I needed so much sleep after work and now I feel like a sick dog. I hope you guys had a good day and drank water. This is also a reminder to check your room for stray cups and dishes. Sleep well or wake up we rested. Talk to you tomorrow.